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 Tuesday, July 29, 2008

It’s not that we don’t love “treeware,” but if the purpose of our book club is to introduce authors to new audiences, then we need to find a way to reach as many people as possible. Up until now, we (and the publishers) have been offering free downloads of a chapter or so of every book we read. The publishers have also kindly sent our office promotional copies of the chosen books so that everyone in our office can participate in the conversation. It goes without saying however, that the publisher can’t send free copies to everyone. While the author might appreciate the coverage, a publisher who did this on a regular basis would ultimately find himself ruined.

The funny thing is that publishers do send out free paper copies, hundreds of them, hoping to snag someone’s attention. What we propose to do here is digitally promote the books that have snagged our attention. Digital is cool, it’s handy—and here it’s free. But if you love the book, we’re sure you’ll go out and by that paper copy that’s been so lovingly designed from cover to cover.

ForeWord’s first digital Book Club book is the result of a happy convergence. I subscribe to textonphone.com (free), a service for the iPhone and Touch that allows readers to download and read (free) from its library of 30,000 books. I’ve read books and stories by Arthur Conan Doyle, Agatha Christie, Wilkie Collins, Haruki Murakami, Anton Chekov, etc., etc. It’s a fantastic service and I can’t believe people don’t talk about it more often. Sure, you can have your Kindle, but I’ve got a phone, the internet, a camera, my contacts, AND a library in my pocket.

So, one afternoon not too long ago, I was sorting books and reading emails, and the two crossed paths and made a star: I received a notice from textonphone that Soft Skull was adding a series of books to its library, and I opened a package with a great new book from Richard Nash, Soft Skull and Counterpoint publisher.

The book’s called The Customer Is Always Wrong: The Retail Chronicles, and really it’s a series of stories from guys who sold (yes, they’ve grown up and moved on) hearing aids, worked in hardware stores, and gone door to door with knives. We’ve all been there, we’ve all got stories, these stories will make you wince and laugh. Most of the storytellers are authors in real life.

The Customer Is Always Wrong, edited and compiled by Jeff Martin, won’t appear in stores until mid-October, but publisher Richard Nash has generously allowed us to promote this wonderful book. Free downloads will be available from this site until August 14 in several different formats. We hope that you’ll take a few minutes this summer to sit in a swing and remember the good old days. We’d love to hear your stories.

Heather Shaw

Editor-in-Chief

posted on Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:18:50 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)  #    Comments [6] Trackback
Monday, August 04, 2008 5:07:05 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Ahhh, I loved this book. In fact, I caught myself twice reading it when I should have been doing something else, like working. Doesn't that just sound so, so, so RETAIL?

Before sitting at this desk in a job I love, I bartended and waitressed for 20+ years. But for one fabulous fall in the 90's, a friend who owned a winery asked if I could work the retail shop/tasting room a few hours a week. Sure! How easy is that? Give away wine, sell cases of wine, a few hats, a couple of groovy wine glasses? How could I possibly have a "customer is always wrong" story?

Let's start with one early October morning, around 10:12 am. A man and woman roll in to start their wine-tasting. START their wine-tasting. At 10:12 am. On a Wednesday. The lovely woman takes her first sip and starts bellowing how TERRIBLE it is, NEVER has she tasted anything so $%^&ing FOUL! The lady she is, she spits it ON THE COUNTER. Her fella asks her quietly, "why dear, didn't you just brush your teeth only 5 minutes ago? Did you drink any water or eat a bit of toast before you started sipping the wine?" Which launched this bombastic babe into an all-out attack on her lover. After 10 minutes, I asked them both to leave. He apologized. She slammed the door.

BUT, I learned from a friend in another winery 15 miles away (there are at least 5 more wineries between mine and his) that they had been pulled over by the police and spent the rest of the day and night in the pokey...drunk and disorderly.

Hope she had a toothbrush.
Monday, August 04, 2008 5:07:16 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Like the writers in this book, I've been on all sides of the retail transaction. On the selling end I was continually amazed at how much power I had over customers who entered the store in order to get rid of some money: Tell them that socks are on sale and they'll take three pairs; tell them they could save $50 by opening a store credit card and they'll do it, plus they'll go back and spend $50 more. On the buying end I've let many a mall employee "help me" by bringing pair after pair of jeans to the fitting room. ("I want something just like these only different.") And I recently watched helplessly as my mother was talked into buying a refrigerator that was smaller and more expensive than the one she had originally intended to buy.

I see lots of familiar faces in these funny-because-it's-true stories. The authors all seem to begin with a cynical attitude, but gradually their stories become more nostalgic as they remember the friends they made and the time they spent goofing off.
Whitney Hallberg
Tuesday, August 05, 2008 4:37:37 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
The stories in "The Customer is Always Wrong" are hilarious, but ring true. What I like is that it's an anthology, so the reader gets to experience a new voice and context every 10 pages or so. This switch might be annoying in another type of book, but it provides a welcome variety here. I would recommend the book to every young person who's thinking about joining the retail ranks.
Joel Turner
Friday, August 08, 2008 4:14:08 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
More than 3000 people have downloaded this book so far... Has anyone read it? What do you think? How about your own story? H
Friday, August 08, 2008 9:08:52 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
There was another book written along these lines a few months ago, I believe it was something about good bosses? There was a story from an employee from Southwest Airlines who had a rotten experience with a customer and the owner of Southwest Airlines wrote the customer something along the line of "we'll miss you". Anybody know the name of that book?
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