I can’t claim to be a F-O-J
(friend of Judith’s). I have met her professionally on a few occasions, I know
people who know her, and I know people who talk about her; there’s only a few
degrees of separation between Judith and myself. And now I want to write about
her, because she’s in the news again and is the most interesting book editor in
memory to cross an otherwise boring stage.
About 18 years ago I had a private lunch with Judith
Regan. I remember it and doubt she does. I was a young insecure literary agent
and she was a youngish fledgling book editor at Simon & Schuster. I didn’t
guess that within a few short years she would become the most dynamic and
innovative editors in the business. In fact, it seemed that most new editors
moved in and out of the business with silent velocity. I recall she was above
average looking and had a great sense of style in the way she was dressed and
groomed—a genuine head-turner in a town that boasts a lot of them, and in a
business that’s known to clone blandness. I was especially impressed by her sun glasses,
or at least that’s what stays with me. I can’t say that I detected a sense of
humor per se, but there was a mix of irony and sarcasm in her, and I suspected
that if and when she laughed, it was noticeable and for good cause.
She was a high-strung Type-A personality, which is
normal for a mid-towner in the middle of the week at
mid-day. She was new to her job and had not yet made any big acquisitions. She
explained she was recruited because of her Hollywood/LA LA Land connections,
which made her a different species than her Ivy League in-bred colleagues. She
expressed her dismay that “they” assumed she could simply open her Rollodex and recruit the rich and famous, and infamous, to
write books real people would buy. Ms. Regan felt pressured to prove herself,
and was willing to display her anxiety about it.
It was a warm humid New York kind of day and I failed to dress
appropriately for the venue she selected, which was the NY Women’s Republican
Club. Go figure. Because of me, we were not allowed to eat in the main dining
area and were exiled to a side-room. I apologized for being “dressed down”, and
she expressed her honest view that I should have known better. She was right.
That and a cluster of similar experiences finally disciplined me to dress well.
It became a habit to wear nice slacks and a collared shirt on days no meetings
were scheduled, and a suit if I had appointments. Now I live and work in the
countryside, and dress accordingly.
Back to Regan. With the speed of a
comet, she became the “It Girl” at Simon & Schuster, and then seemed to be
given a piece of the lease at Harper & Collins, where it was made clear that
iconic Rupert Murdock personally liked her a lot. The rest is history. She made
a lot of money for everyone, whereas most editors don’t. She hired her own
publicist and became a celebrity, whereas many editors may not even recognize
themselves in a mirror. She published books of so-called high cultural value and
books that some people considered repulsive. Most of them made money, whereas
most books that get published don’t.
Ms. Regan wasn’t a criminal and was a proven rain-maker
beyond compare. So what was the problem? The answer to that loaded question is
stuffed with years of bruised egos, resentments, dramatic interactions, steamy
sexuality, and not always unreasonable concerns. I don’t have the inside story,
but the trajectory of her Ms. Regan’ nine-figure law suit will surely uncork a
rash of lushy
gossip-geysers that most of us will enjoy immensely.
In closing, Harper Collins shouldn’t have lost Ms. Regan
as a publisher and shouldn’t have acquired her as an enemy. Like a Hindu
Goddess, she can either create or destroy with much more power than most
individuals dare to aspire for.
Posted by: Jeff Herman