Did you know that my neighbor has written a novel?
Well, neither did I, until she found out what I did for a living. Now, I’m no longer the annoying woman from Ohio who laughs too loud at stupid comedies and listens to talk radio while getting ready for work everyday. Now, I’m “in publishing.” Now, I get fresh baked cookies on weekends and courteous inquiries about my job. And I know what’s coming—in two weeks, she’ll finally get up the guts to ask me to look at her manuscript, and I will politely decline, saying farewell forever to fresh baked dessert.
It’s not that I don’t want to discover the next James Patterson. It’s not that I’m jaded or an eternal skeptic. It’s just that, in regards to manuscripts, I am powerless. That does not mean that you, as a prospective
New York Times bestselling author, need to be powerless, as well. There are tricks to the trade that give you the edge, and it all comes down to one word: research.
1) Know the PERSON: What on earth would possess someone to send a manuscript to a public relations manager? I have no idea, but it happens all the time. I’ve gotten emails, letters, and phone calls from authors pitching their ideas to me. While I appreciate their passion for the project, there is nothing I can do for them. It wastes their time, and it wastes my time, too. If they would take but a few moments to visit our company website, they would find the name and contact information for our editor. So do it! Then, once you have the name of that all-powerful editor, kindly use it in your communications. Perhaps, when irritable, I may call coworkers by their titles (“Hey, gift shop sales!”), but it’s not very friendly. If you can find a name, use it. If an editor’s name is used often in reference to a certain publishing house, be absolutely sure to use it. Otherwise, we’ll know you didn’t do your research. You don’t know us; we don’t want to know you. Which brings me to number two…
2) Know the PUBLISHER: This very morning, I listened to my office manager on the telephone in her office. In her lovely, personable voice, she struck up a conversation with the disembodied voice on the other side of the line. It became evident to me that the voice on the line had not done his research. He had, however, gone into his pitch—a nice sales tactic, but even in sales, you need to know your customer. This man was pitching a full-length memoir to my office manager, and we only publish children's picture books. Not only did he not know our editor, but he didn’t even know us. It would have been more useful for him to pitch his personal banker than our office manager. It comes back to research. Once you’ve completed your masterpiece, you have to take the time to investigate your options. I know you’re excited that your book is finished. You want to shout from the rooftops and start sending, sending, sending. However, this will get you nowhere if you don’t know where to send! You should start with
The Writer’s Market, otherwise known as the Publishing BIBLE. (It’s available in paperback and in an online format, although purchase is necessary, either way.) Buy the newest version, and get to work. Here, you will find publishers listed with full company details, including website addresses. (For children’s book publishing, check out the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators, too!) Once you’ve made your
Writer’s Market list of prospective publishers, keep the research going. Visit their websites. In this electronic age, websites are going to have the most up to date information. There, you will be able to find the names of editors and usually manuscript submission guidelines. Know your prospective publishers. If you’re lucky, you may be in business with one of them for a while, so don’t tie yourself to a sinking ship.
3) Know YOURSELF: By yourself, I am of course referring to your manuscript, which in turn directly relates to your query letter. Don’t groan. I know we all hate query letters. There are about a million articles and websites about writing the perfect query letter, and you should do some research in this arena. However, no amount of research is going to write your query letter for you. You have to be a researcher, but you also have to be a writer. Some tips from the battlefront?
• Okay. Let’s talk etiquette first. It may seem simple, but make sure your letter and manuscript are in good shape. DO NOT submit a manuscript with a coffee stain. It’ll be in the trash before you can say, “slush pile.”
• When you submit your query letter, DO enclose an SASE—Self Addressed Stamped Envelope—when using snail mail. It’s common courtesy, and we’ll take it as lack of professionalism if you forget. It all goes back to following directions! And DO NOT always expect a response.
• If your book includes illustrations or photographs, DO NOT tell the editor what those illustrations or photographs should look like. The editor is not interested in the artistic process; the editor is interested in your manuscript, and the only thing touched upon in your query should be your manuscript. You are the writer, not the designer.
• Finally, publishing may be a creative industry, but it is still a professional industry. DO NOT include personal information in your query letter unless it has direct bearing on your qualifications to write your manuscript. Editors don’t want to hear about your pets or your offspring who don’t treat you with respect. We don’t want to hear about all your other manuscript rejection letters, and trying to make us feel guilty will not up your chances of acceptance. Instead, you’ll just tick us off, and we do not want to work with an author who will just tick us off. Do your research! If you respect the process, the process will respect you!
Posted by: Sara Dobie