Once upon a time, I had to
drive my son Hart to school every morning – a good 40 minute round trip. We
passed the time, and the years, listening to books. All of the Phillip Pullman
books got covered, and J.K. Rowling; oh, and we loved Orson Scott Card’s Ender’s
Game series. Many, many times, we’d pop the CD out of the player in the car
and bring it inside with us, where we’d listen at the table, drawing (or
knitting), as the story continued.
Hart is by far the youngest
in our family; I read long books out loud to the other two children before bed.
Reading aloud is tiring in comparison with the joy I found
in sharing the listening experience with Hart. Also, with the older children, we
were confined to that one time of the day, unlike Hart and I who turned on the
story even if we were just going to the market ten minutes away.
This year, however, Hart
moved up to junior high and takes the bus to school. Alone in the car, what do
I read?
Here’s something I just
finished, and it’s terrific.

The Art Thief
Noah Charney
Read by Simon Vance
Blackstone Audio
Approximately 10 hours on
8 CDs
$55.00 (still shows a
higher price -- $11 – for Canada)
978-1-4332-0371-8
The book begins with the professional
heist of a Carravagio in Rome. Then, off to Paris where an all-white painting,
a “White on White” by Suprematist Kasimir Malevich, disappears from a gallery
storeroom. Up in London, the National Gallery of Modern Art buys one of these “White
on White” paintings at auction, and nearly the same moment that it’s delivered,
the work is stolen. (There is, by the way, a Malevich at MoMA called "White Square on a White Background.")
Anyway, while
it appears that there may be a connection between the thefts since they all
happened at nearly the same time, it’s a rather peculiar, even indigestible
combination of styles. Who would want both a Carravagio and a Malevich?
Who indeed?
And that’s where this book is so fascinating, for it answers all sorts of
questions about who buys art, who sells it, who steals it, and why. There are
also art history lessons thrown in, and amazing details concerning the
techniques of forgery, smuggling, conservation, authentication, etc.
And the
characters: two fat Frenchman who roly-poly from appetizer to clue to dessert; dry
and baffled Inspector Harry Wickenden, who has no interest in art, only in art
thieves; Gabriel Coffin who travels around giving conferences on heisting, and
has just managed to have his girlfriend – a thief, of course – sprung from
prison; two smart and elegant, no nonsense female curators. But perhaps the
greatest character is the reader himself.
Simon Vance’s
audio interpretation of The Art Thief
is light, rich, frothy, bubbling, humorous, nimble, and totally entertaining.
Yesterday, when I was
thinking about writing this blog, I looked up the author online. To my
astonishment, Publishers Weekly hated
the book, saying it was “a story so bogged down with
minutiae that even the most dedicated reader will get stuck.” I beg to
disagree. I enjoyed every minute of the caper. The characters are unforgettable
– I’d love to have dinner with any one of them. The dialogue is full of humor, the
plot spins around deliciously, and the details of the business of art fascinate.
Add to that the masterful performance of Simon Vance, and this book is pure
delight.
Noah Charney holds degrees
in art history from Courtauld and Cambridge. He’s also the founding director of
the Association for Research into Crimes against Art, an international think
tank on art crime. Check out his page at Amazon.com: he’s compiled a list of
must-see paintings in American galleries, and a short article called “The Man
Who Stole the Mona Lisa.”